Lord Of Names

Alright, so I’m sitting here, coffee in hand, thinking about how I’ve spent way too many years messing around with elf names—918 of them, to be exact. Why elves? I don’t know, maybe it’s the pointy ears or…

I’ve been hooked on dragons since I was a kid—scribbling them in notebooks, dreaming up their roars, and arguing with my buddies over who’d win in a fight: Smaug or Toothless. Fast forward a couple decades, and I’m…

I’ve been knee-deep in the bearded dragon game for over a decade now—started with a scrappy little guy named Spike who’d glare at me like I owed him rent. Spent years raising these spiky weirdos, chatting with breeders,…

So, I’ve been around gorillas more than most folks can say—years volunteering at sanctuaries, shadowing zookeepers, and even a wild stint in Uganda tracking mountain gorillas with a guide who swore he could talk to them (jury’s still…