Fantasy hockey, huh? It’s a mix of strategy, stats, and—let’s be honest—showing off how clever you can be with your fantasy hockey team names. Whether you’re the type who combs through stats like you’re analyzing game tape or someone who drafts based purely on gut instincts (or jersey colors—no judgment), there’s one thing we all have in common: the need for a great team name.
A name that gets a chuckle in the draft chat, maybe a little side-eye from the commissioner, and ideally, some begrudging respect from your league-mates. I’ve spent way too many hours brainstorming fantasy hockey team names—for myself, friends, and sometimes just for fun. It’s an art and a science, and yeah, a little bit of comedy.
You wouldn’t believe how seriously some people take this, though. In a 2023 survey, over 60% of fantasy sports players admitted they feel more connected to their team when it has a memorable or funny name. Makes sense, right? It’s not just a name; it’s the personality of your squad. So, if you’re looking for something clever, funny, or downright ridiculous, stick around. I’ve gathered 247 gems that’ll put your team at the top of the league—at least in the name department.
Best Fantasy Hockey Team Names
- Puck Norris
- Slap Shot Savages
- The Ice-olated Ones
- High Stick Hooligans
- Frozen Assets
- Zamboni Warriors
- Penalty Box Heroes
- Hat Trick Havoc
- Dekes of Hazard
- Cold-Blooded Checks
- Blades of Fury
- Crease Crashers
- Blue Line Bandits
- The Icing on the Cake
- Wristers and Snipers
- Puck Dynasty
- Stick Tape Syndicate
- Danglers Anonymous
- Drop the Mitts
- The Ice Pirates
- Crossbar Clangers
- Checking You Twice
- The Frostbiters
- Five Hole Fanatics
- Overtime Thrillers
- Biscuit in the Basket
- Hockey and Chill
- Backhand Bandits
- Offside Lunatics
- Rink Rulers
- Slashing Through the Snow
- Eternal Icers
- Power Play Plunderers
- Frozen Fury
- Bar Down Beauties
- The Mighty Pucks
- The Sin Bin Syndicate
- Gloves Off Gang
- Net Front Nuisances
- Defrosted Demons
- The Icebreakers
- Blade Runners
- Faceoff Fiends
- Chill Thrill Killers
- The Red Light District
- Snowplow Snipers
- The Goon Platoon
- Forecheck Fiends
- Post and Toast
- Zoned and Dangerous
Clever Team Names for Fantasy Hockey
- Puckin’ Aces
- Slap Shot Shenanigans
- Ice Breakers Anonymous
- The Puck Stops Here
- Blades of Steel
- Puck Luck Heroes
- Stick It to ‘Em
- Puck Dynasty
- Offside Hustlers
- Stick Magnet Squad
- Netminder Ninjas
- Goalbusters
- Crease Control Kings
- Between the Pipes
- Glove Side Legends
- Save the Day Crew
- Pad Stackers United
- Block Party Brawlers
- Five Hole Fanatics
- Shutout Sensations
- Icy Inspirations
- Frozen Fury
- Cold Snap Crusaders
- Ice Age Avengers
- Glacier Gladiators
- Arctic Assassins
- Winter Whirlwind
- Snowstorm Snipers
- Polar Puck Predators
- Frostbite Firepower
- Ice Melt Mayhem
- Crosby’s Crushers
- The Mighty Malkins
- Ovechtrick Wizards
- Marchand Misfits
- McDavid’s Marvels
- Matthews’ Maulers
- Pasta Patrol
- Kane Mutiny
- Kaprizov Chaos
- Draisaitl Dominators
- Zamboni Rebels
- Hockey Stick Hijinks
- Cross-Check Chameleons
- Rink Rats Elite
- Hat Trick Hustlers
- Power Play Plunderers
- Off the Ice Oddballs
- Buzzer Beater Beasts
- Sudden Death Squad
- Faceoff Fanatics
Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Here are some of the most hilarious fantasy hockey team names I came up with:
- Puck Norris
- Lord of the Rinks
- Zamboni Riders
- Top Shelf Elves
- Smells Like Team Spirit
- Pucking Around
- Net Negative
- Icing on the Cake
- Hattrick Hipsters
- Frosty Mugshots
- My Little Zamboni
- The Iceholes
- Puckaholics Anonymous
- Shut Your Five Hole
- Blades and Boujee
- Mighty Ducks Fly Again
- Ice to Meet You
- Stick Figures
- Rink Rats Revenge
- Kiss My Ice
- Cold as Puck
- Deke or Treat
- The Frozen Chosen
- Game of Zones
- Stick Whisperers
- No Puck Given
- The Crease Police
- Danglers and Dusters
- Slashing Pumpkins
- Chilly Willy’s Warriors
- Beer League Beauties
- Rebound Rejects
- Snow Way Out
- Zambonibombers
- Hockey Balboa
- Ice, Ice, Maybe
- Pucking Pirates
- Skate Expectations
- The Frozen Assets
- Blue Line Buffoons
- Cross-Checkmates
- Rink Regulators
- Post and Toast
- Lumberjack Lunatics
- The Puckheads
- Ice Capades Chaos
- He Shoots, He Snores
- Skating on Thin Ice
- Loose Cannons League
- Penalty Box Heroes
Cool Fantasy Hockey Team Names
- Blade Runners
- Puck Commandos
- Arctic Outlaws
- Ice Kings
- Chill Pill Warriors
- Rink Revolution
- Shadow Skaters
- Glacier Guardians
- Puck Storm
- Frostbite Rebels
- The Frozen Horde
- Velocity Vortex
- Steel Skates Syndicate
- Thunder Blades
- Winter Warriors
- Avalanche Alliance
- Polar Ice Predators
- Deke Squad
- Subzero Strikers
- Rink Renegades
- Black Ice Battalion
- Glacier Blaze
- Blade Crusaders
- Frozen Inferno
- Slapshot Savages
- Ice Storm Mavericks
- Chill Dominators
- Razor’s Edge
- Winter Wolves
- The Slashing Shadows
- Cold Steel Collective
- Arctic Anarchy
- Snow Surge
- Twisted Blades
- Puck Predators
- The Blue Line Brigade
- Blizzard Battalion
- Permafrost Panthers
- Velocity Vikings
- Cryo Kings
- Stick Wranglers
- Puck Phantoms
- Frostfire Fury
- Blade Bandits
- Ice Dagger Clan
- Infernal Icicles
- Frozen Phoenix
- Shadow Puck Society
- Deke Freaks
- Northern Lights Knights
Inappropriate Fantasy Hockey Team Names
- Stick It in the Five Hole
- Puck My Life
- High Stickin’ It
- Zamboners
- Icing on Your Mom
- Slap Shot Sluts
- Shut Your Five Hole
- Big Stick Energy
- Puck Off
- Puckin’ A
- Hat Trick Hoes
- Roughing You Up
- The Iceholes
- Crease Creatures
- Top Shelf for Daddy
- Dirty Danglers
- Faceoff Frenemies
- Pucks Deep
- Dump and Chase Daddies
- Puckin’ Savages
- Power Play Predators
- Sin Bin Beauties
- Crossbar Cuties
- Kiss My Ice
- Post and Roast
- Loose Pucks, Tight Ends
- Bar Down Bros – Also included in our list of Funny Hockey Team Names
- Net Front Nasty
- Chicks with Sticks
- The Forecheckers
- Blood on the Ice
- Slashers Anonymous
- The Goon Squad
- Penalty Box Pervs
- Two Minutes for Hooking
- Puck Me Harder
- Glove Droppin’ Divas
- Icy Hot Line
- The Sweaty Mitts
- Cleared to Bone
- Dirty Mitts Club
- Shootin’ Blanks
- Offside Bandits
- Biscuit Bashers
- Lick My Stick
- Rink Rats United
- Full Frontal Forecheck
- Puck Buddies
- Goal Diggers
- Frozen Pucks and Frustrations
Final Thoughts
Brainstorming these names was an absolute blast—kind of like the fantasy hockey draft itself, minus the stress of picking a goalie too early. My personal favorite? “Puck Norris”—it’s tough, memorable, and brings just the right amount of swagger to your lineup. Now it’s your turn! Which one of these names stands out to you? Or maybe you’ve got a clever one of your own? Drop it in the comments; I’d love to hear it. There’s no such thing as too many great names in the fantasy hockey world. Happy naming! 🏒✨